devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

(via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)

legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

(via asvprock)

communistbakery:

I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand but I’m stuck

(Source: communistbakery, via unescapable)

heartbreakur:

when i look in the mirror:

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when i try to take a picture:

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(via fake-mermaid)

edating:

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

(via stand)

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

(via lindsaylohoean)

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